(Ditties that seem to be the flavour this Christmas season)
Silent Knight shining bright
Despite 288 warriors upright
He has not the might
To address the house aright
Oh what a pitiable sight!
Jungle bells, jungle hell
The yeoman does yell.
The “others” will go to hell
For all is now not swell
When such ideology they sell.
Novel. Novel the agents did say
Remove all those cribs and hay
Today is Good Governance Day.
This is the novel new way
Or a heavy price you will pay.
The three wise men from the East
Namu, Amtu Mohu have a tryst
They are the leaven and the yeast.
Bethlehem shan’t have cow or beast
Nor star, tree or other feast.
Oh come all ye faithful
Listen to this mouthful.
If you want to be ever youthful
Don headgear that is featherful
Though skullcaps are awful.
Thou shalt not henceforth convert
If you do you are a pervert.
Your plans we shall subvert
For our ancient culture you hurt.
“Home-coming” is only to revert.
CHRISTMAS 2014
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